Letter To My 22 Year Old Self

I've been wanting to write you this..........

First of all I would ask you , are you now serving at your NYSC
camp ground in Ogun State?

While you were still in school did you see the girl, the one I've
always wanted you to see, I hope she is cute and that she loves
writing and rapping, I hope she controls her speech, I hope you have
not told her that you would marry her yet, just make hear a friend but
don't let anybody snatch her away from you,

You graduated with first class abi?? did those people in uniport
give you that scholarship?? I hope you told Professor Martins
Ifeanacho that he is the best lecturer you have ever seen.

Did you open that business at Abuja park close to mama abuja?
Did you write to Rhonda Byrne again? Did you get to meet Chimamanda
Ngozi Adichie? Did you ask her how she got such talent to write those
nice books, did you tell her that I love Kambili the character she
brought to life in that book Purple Hibiscus?

Guy, are you still shy as usual or have you changed? Do you
still slim fit your trousers and shirts?

I hope you are now an elder or a ministerial servant? I hope
you've stopped imagining things, are you still on twitter? please give
twitter less time, am sure it would no longer be fun, do you still
like magical movies? I hope you have so many female friends.

Before I forget please be fast with that your NYSC thing and
start your MSc programme fast fast, have you met Dbanj, Rihanna,
Messi, 2face, Justin Bieber, M.I, Bill Gate, Mark Zuckerberg, Dangote,
Warren Buffet and the rest (you know them) in person?? if you have not
done so please be fast. Did you become a uniport celeb like we always
dreamed, Hope you still talk to those our friends (don't have to
mention names, you know them).

I hope you have told Tomi Adesina, Walter Shakes and the TNC
crew that am a big fan





By @itsbrill

28 Most Hilarious, weird, sarcastic and inspiring Nigerian Twitter bios

Welcome!!!!
This is a list of the most hilarious, weirdest, most sarcastic and
most inspiring Nigerian Twitter Bios in no specific order

1 @berryMaleek
if you look into my soul you may find GOLD and get rich ....+grins*

2 @Dat_OAU_Geek
CGPA 5.0 |All Department All Faculty. No Tweetfeed just here to catch fun

3 @_Naakii_
Where is my plantain??

4 @OscarRanking
The Waec Candidate #Promoter

5 @keneclinton
There is no way am telling you anything about myself

6 @Miz_behaviour
GOLD COATED Shit, I'm a real fake person, hands trained to type
shit , ass on reserve, Uniports little rat

7 @wonderben
I torture for fun, nasty I am, Music Lover

8 @3ppleA_Official
Fucking with me is an art of treason and I shall have your head.
its 3ppleA's World

9 @beaniefemme
|Certified amebor|

10 @That_Naijaboy
Imagine there is a bio here. 305 to my city

11 @mrgraymx4118
Is this where am supposed to impress someone

12 @Udozeal
kill a beat and cover my tracks like a train station

13 @Ya_spliff
The immaculate prove that GOD exists

14 @Abnormal_Pikin
kindly check my first tweet for my bio

15 @slick615
Don't just do that conclusion

16 @Pryme_it
a hundred and sixty characters ain't enough

17 @sistopy
Errrm..... what is dere to say?

18 @3Gweyreyboy
Never forget your family...... tho am not sure of some things but
am sure am not with you

19 @iamnotjustOk
Please if you catch sleeping at my burial, wake me up. Thanks
I'm not trying to be noticed I'm trying to be remembered

20 @NickyButterCup
my brain went on vacation without telling me, now I am insane
and stupid #TeamMUFC

21 @KUSH_MIDE
THEN: I'm just a boy standing in front of the world asking you to
follow me

22 @LilBetsyMusa
Details Dont always make a person

23 @olatostar
still the future ondo state governor , so famz now or struggle later

24 @stalemyte
Many people call me idiot I don't correct them........ sarcastic Gooner

25 @Given_ Deluxe
This is simple I am not your friend
26 @junefifteen
Prefer liars to pretenders

27 @itsbrill
This is not the original me, am still looking for the real me.
Reserved! living the life

28 @Ms_cyn
Beyonce has ruined my life

That's it tweeps, Another list comes up December 23rd 2014, Meanwhile
have a good day and if your handle didn't appear here that means you
need to think hard

PS: before you say am jobless am a student!



by @itsbrill !!